I sure wish the good lord would bless me with a bald head. Hair is nothing but a pain in the arse. Like a lawn that's been fertilized you have to keep mowing the damn thing. I buz my own hair off to the lowest setting on the clippers we have in the bathroom and the fact that I have to keep doing it irritates the crap out of me. Waste of time in my opinion.
I used to go to the barber but he spent half an hour going around my head to justify his time, the beauticians I went to spent longer than that and all I wanted was it buzzed off, I think they would feel guilty spending a couple of minutes buzzing it all off and charging me so I bought my own clippers and it takes me about 3 minutes and another minute to have the wife check the back to get what I may have missed. Hair is way over rated. Wish I could trade with someone that has a hair complex and is bald. 8)
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