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Old 05/05/2006, 11:08 AM   #1
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Friday Joke

Since it's Friday I think we need a joke or two. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Old 05/05/2006, 11:34 AM   #2
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Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or ride in a car with the Kennedys driving?

Right now I am as old as I have ever been.
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Old 05/05/2006, 01:29 PM   #3
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OK - did I miss the memo? What's up with all the dogs showing up in your avatar? Casey

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Old 05/05/2006, 02:14 PM   #4
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What dogs? Just a picture of my assistant.

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Old 05/05/2006, 02:38 PM   #5
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Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or ride in a car with the Kennedys driving?
Let's cross that bridge when we come to it

(Ducking and running)

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Old 05/05/2006, 08:08 PM   #6
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Old 05/05/2006, 10:29 PM   #7
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Since it's Friday I think we need a joke or two. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Now *that* was fall-off-your-seat funny

Both Dubya and Teddy are different only in that they fell off of different branches of the stupid tree...

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Old 05/06/2006, 09:20 PM   #8
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[QUOTE=TheBlkPearl]Would you rather go hunting with Dick Cheney or ride in a car with the Kennedys driving?

I don't know Hmmm! Both are pretty dangerous!

Marie

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Old 05/08/2006, 07:38 PM   #9
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Wasn't it Teddy K. that responded to the query about "Roe vs Wade" with "I'd rather travel by yacht"?
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Old 05/12/2006, 08:31 AM   #10
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Uh oh, it's Friday.

If no one posts a joke soon I'll be forced to dig deep into my lame-joke archives and dust one off.
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Old 05/12/2006, 08:49 AM   #11
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Ok, you've given me no other choice!

Have you heard that the bird flu has already made a huge impact on Florida?

Check out the attached picture, but be warned that the image is more than a little disturbing.

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Old 05/12/2006, 12:55 PM   #12
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Someone just sent me some pictures that are both hilarious and slightly disturbing.

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Old 05/12/2006, 01:15 PM   #13
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Arlie,

You were beginning to worry me with the previous posting, but you have redeemed yourself with this one.

Joe

HP numbers are good and all, but they're like asking someone how much they can bench. What difference does it make, if I can still kick your ass.
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Old 05/12/2006, 06:58 PM   #14
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I really like Arlie's dog.....he laughs at everything Arlie says!

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Old 05/19/2006, 10:45 AM   #15
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Hey Arlie ... it's Friday again ...
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