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Old 05/05/2006, 10:29 PM   #8
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Originally Posted by Mosesatm
Since it's Friday I think we need a joke or two. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
Now *that* was fall-off-your-seat funny

Both Dubya and Teddy are different only in that they fell off of different branches of the stupid tree...

The world stands aside to let anyone pass who knows where he is going.
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